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Received this via email to a ton of people and I have one simple question: "Are You Kidding Me?"  You honestly think I have absolutely nothing else to do today than a) deal with email like this from you, b) drop everything else I’m doing to follow up and or send you a tweet?  Come on people – PLEASE THINK before you email, blog, tweet, etc.  There is something very real and it’s called digital etiquette…

From: XYZ
To: David Nour
Subject: Fallow me on Twitter

I have recently joined Twitter and I would like to invite you to fallow me. All you have to do is log on to your Twitter account then search for me as "XYZ". Then you will be able to receive my free Newsletter, Blogs, and Website information. I would love for you to be apart of my social media network!!

So, if you don’t mind send me a Tweet,

Thank You,

On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap — "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners –"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding –"Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron — "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid — "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights — "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor — "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury’s peanuts — "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts –"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

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On a child’s Superman costume — "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw — "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."